I used to be a mighty queen but I was cursed to spend the last 6 years of my life and the next 3 as an angry teenager by an enchantress because of my pride and callous treatment of my people. The spell can only be broken if I learn to love someone who loves me in return and there's something about a flower in there somewhere, I've never liked plants.
Anyway, now I'm Whiplash.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese - C. K. Chesterton