Tana: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Priest: What has happened, my child? Tana: Well, I hope your church doesn't catch on fire when I say this, but uh...well, this morning I woke up disrobed and smelling like Jack Daniels, and I found a pair of pants on the floor that I didn't recognize. But when I looked at the floor...hey...this tile looks real farmiliar... Priest: Get the hell out of my church you sick baassstard!!!
