Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my disclaimer, yep thats right my disclaimer. This American apple pie institution know as parental discression will cleans any sense of inuendo or sarcasm from my posts which might actually make you think and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your families, I contain explicit depictions of things which are real these real things are commonly known as life, so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously, if it sounds dangerous don't try it at home or at all and if it offends you then just ignore it. jimbobcriddle@hotmail.com...feel free to add me :)
(formerly Vivigiles)
